NEWSFLASH: Trailer # 2 for THE DARK KNIGHT RISES goes wide...

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES Second Trailer has been released - and, boy, does it look great. Elegant, ominous, chilly, scary - with tantalizing glimpses of sexy good/bad girl Selena Kyle (AKA Catwoman) played by Anne Hathaway (but should've been played by me, damn it!), new villain Bane played by Tom Hardy, potential love interest Miranda Tate played by Marion Cotillard, and a bravura sequence where an entire football field is leveled by an explosion.

See? Should've played soccer instead, guys...