Hello, all..
In honor of a visiting Italian friend, I declare this week... Italian Movie Week! In case you haven't figured that out from the slide show earlier.
Ecco a voi e il vostro bel paese e popolo, Luca...
# 309 - OPERA (AKA: Dario Argento's Royally Fucked-Up Take On Gaston Leroux's Classic)
# 310 - CINEMA PARADISO (AKA: I Knew There Was Another Reason I Love Italy And The Movies!)
# 311 - LA FINESTRA DI FRONTE (AKA: If My Neighbor Looked Like Raoul Bova, My Ass Would Be Hanging Out That Finestra)
# 312 - SEI DONNE PER L'ASSASSINO (AKA: This Gives The Phrase "Dressed To Kill" A Whole New Meaning)
# 313 - GOMORRAH (AKA: Bella Napoli - Unless You Fuck With The Mafia, Then Its "Hella Napoli")
# 314 - DIVORZIA ALLA ITALIANO (AKA: As Italians, You People Should Know Better Than To Get Married)
# 315 - MALENA (AKA: Monica Belluci's Tits, Legs, Ass, and Smile)
Stock up on the pizza, vino, and the, um, sausage puttanesca. We sure as hell are going to...
